DRINK 1. Quotes- "Shoot your eye out!"
"Red-Rider B-B gun."
Someone says "Ralphie!"
"Little Orphan Annie"
Whenever Dad swears.
Reference to the Bumkis hounds.
Whenever the kids run into the bullies.
Whenever one of Ralphie's friends gets fucked over. (Ex. Tongue to the flagpole.)
DRINK 2) Everytime Randy whines.
DRINK 3) Whenever there is a fantasy sequence.